Today is Beyoncé and Jay Z's sixth wedding anniversary. That's six years of '03 Bonnie and Clyde partying on yachts, #serfborting and singing (or rapping) about each other. To celebrate the big six, here is everything they have ever sang (or rapped) about each other.
Jay mentions multiple times he doesn't like you staring at Bey's boobs. So be aware of that.
Jay on Bey: "All of my dates been blind dates/ But today, I got my thoroughest girl with me/ I'm mashing the gas, she's grabbing the wheel, it's trippy how hard She rides with me." ("'03 Bonnie & Clyde")
Jay on Bey: "Everybody's like, ‘He's no item! Please don't like him. He don't wife 'em, he one nights 'em!' Now she don't like him, she never met him/ Groupies try to take advantage of him, he won't let 'em/ He don't need 'em, so he treats 'em like he treats 'em, Better them than me, she don't agree with him/ She's mad at that, he's not havin that, So those opposites attract like mag-a-nets." ("'Excuse Me")
Bey on Jay: "When I talk to my friends so quietly/ 'Who he think he is?' look at what you did to me/ Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress/ You ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress." ("Crazy in Love")
Bey on Jay: "I was in love with a Sagittarius, he blew my mind/ He also had a flip side too much like a Gemini/ He was freaky like a Taurus, the way he handled me yeah, Flirtatious like an Aries." ("Signs," FYI Jay is a Sag.)
Bey on Jay: "I need a thug that'll have my back/ Do-rag, Nike Airs to match, ain't nothin' wrong with that/ That's how I like it, baby, where my thugs at? White T-Shirt, I love that, Timberland boots, you does that, it's a fact/ That's how I like it, baby" ("That's How You Like It")
Jay on Bey: "I know you've heard I'm a gangst / They say 'Stay away from them gangstas'/ They never change up, or pull they pants up/ Well, baby girl, put ya foot down/ Don't let' em push you around, you know what you like/ Baby thug, you know wrong from right. Most of all, they like my honesty, integrity, my loyalty/ Young Hova and the letter B, how you like that, huh?" ("That's How You Like It")